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Helga Hufflepuff

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Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.

Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.

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Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.
Students from Helga Hufflepuff's house kick ass.
by mary-mary June 9, 2009
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Hello Clarice

A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"

Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)
You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*
by Ike Jones December 11, 2007
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Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit

1. A commonly used protest to an uncommenly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".

2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.

3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators

4. The mating call of Hispanics.
1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!

Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.

Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the fuck off before I blow this bitch's brains right out of her fucking head!

Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*

Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

Friend: What?
by Uruk_Mohr February 26, 2010
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Helton

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.
The Helton's are the shit
by S to the amantha July 7, 2008
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Hellogoodbye

a great band. getting a little too mainstream now. but it's cool, cause they're still hot! They play a pretty good show too.

Forrest, Jesse, Chris, Marcus
This dance will be better than your favorite icecream,
I cut like a knife & i dance just like a dream.
by <33 December 8, 2004
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hells yeah

Better than hell yeah. Used when you are extremely excited/happy for some reason or another.
Antonym: hells no

**Need something better than hells yeah? Try hell fucking yeah or hell fucking yeah bitch**
by Dark4ngel May 13, 2005
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hellabitch

the ultimate in female evil, as nasty as a woman can be
She's such a hellabitch that she stole my boyfriend, my best friend, and got me fired, all in one day.
by A.E. Joseph July 20, 2007
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