Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

the upper hand

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.

The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.

by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.

Did you have sex with your hand last night

by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020

Serpent's Hand

An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?

Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?

by Mastery of Coordilatte December 27, 2020

Over the pants hand dance

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

having one is better than seeing many

When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005