"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"
by scizzott November 9, 2007

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

by jackedyou. April 15, 2010

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.
Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
by St.damien February 21, 2014

by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014

by ol boy July 1, 2009
