siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can

"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"

by scizzott October 24, 2007

Tim Allen Hammer

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.

I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by Eskimoman76 April 17, 2004

hammer lock

the Hammer Lock is when you give a person a thoughful hig and a nice kiss

i hammer locked Logan last night.

by jackedyou. April 15, 2010

Armie Hammered

When someone gets so drunk you’re worried they might eat someone

‘Hide your toes, Josh is Armie Hammered!’

by armieslefttoe February 16, 2021

Hammered Shit Steak

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.

I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

by William J J T October 29, 2010

let the hammer fly

when ever the task at hand is accomplished

chad: you think i should have sex with this girl

randy: yes i would let the hammer fly

by ol boy July 01, 2009

matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

by St.damien February 19, 2014