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Asian Guy

A man of East Asian ancestral descent. They are often overlooked in favor of Asian Girls by horny douchebags.

Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.

Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.
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Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.
by NotMe11443611242639 September 22, 2014
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Tub Guy

A (or THE) Tub Guy is a twisted creature of the late night and early evening on weekends. Few recorded sightings of the Tub Guy have been documented, however he(or they) have been seen in multiple cities and continents across the globe such as Toronto, Kingston, and Mont-Tremblant Canada; and Hong Kong. The existence of the Tub Guy is evident as a result of wreckage and footprints left behind in bathrooms across the globe. Often times bathrooms are left in complete disarray, underwear is frequency left in odd places, tiles are broken, and large pools of water are found.

Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.

As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Ian (broadcast text message-4:00am): "Tubguy"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Landlord Jan January 2, 2011
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potty guy

1. a stranger, anyone with whom you are unfamiliar.

2. a person, familiar or not, who elicits discomfort for any number of reasons.
I don't like riding the subway because it's full of potty guys.

I'm not going to the party if Van is going to be there, he's a potty guy.
by mikey m June 10, 2005
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mr cool guy

the act of trying to be cool when you look stupid doing it and/or are not cool by any means.
that max was surely being a mr cool guy this morning.
by jason&nick December 25, 2007
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Trick Guy

A not-so-good-looking man who’s insecure because he didn’t get laid in high school, and who, as a grown man, is still sorting out his insecurities. Now that he’s older and has more money, he feels he has to make up for lost time. He’ll cheat on his wife or girlfriend and go out to strip clubs. Basically, he plays head games with the women in his life.
Attractive guys had enough sex in high school or college to make them more grounded and able to connect to women as they get older, but geeks spend the rest of their lives as trick guys.
by Thanatos Omega May 5, 2009
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the guy from 21 Jump St.

"Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? NOT THE CHEAT NOT THE CHEAT"
by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003
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Fat Guy Weather

The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.
girl: Wow! It's cold outside today. It only got up to 52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)
by walrus0115 December 12, 2010
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