A (or THE) Tub Guy is a twisted creature of the late night and early evening on weekends. Few recorded sightings of the Tub Guy have been documented, however he(or they) have been seen in multiple cities and continents across the globe such as Toronto, Kingston, and Mont-Tremblant Canada; and Hong Kong. The existence of the Tub Guy is evident as a result of wreckage and footprints left behind in bathrooms across the globe. Often times bathrooms are left in complete disarray, underwear is frequency left in odd places, tiles are broken, and large pools of water are found.
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Ian (broadcast text message-4:00am): "Tubguy"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Landlord Jan January 2, 2011
The one guy that is always in the hot tub by himself, observing other peoples conversations. The hot tub guy will always be the first person in the hot tub, and the last one out of the hot tub. The hot tub guy usually makes others feel awkward since they cannot converse normally with him there. Usually characterized by massive amounts of body hair and a beer belly.
-Yeah man Amanda was really getting creeped out by the hot tub guy lastnight, he was so akward.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
by fultyd June 14, 2011
A group of guys sitting in the hot tub that are often characterized as being loud and obnoxious. They start every sentence with "Dude!" and think they are hot shit because they are hanging out together with their shirts off.
by DC_chick December 22, 2011