google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

Google Account Recovery

Google Account Recovery is who you fight with when you want your account back.

FROM: ******@*****.**

Dear Google Account Recovery,

I am waiting for nearly a month. Please kindly let me into my account even though I lost ... and cannot as of now.

Thanks,
************

by gogglesupport May 27, 2018

google pacman

A dumb game that everybody plays during school and there is absolutely no point of it except for trying to not get caught.

Dude, the teacher is right behind you, wanna play some google pacman?

Believe it or not, i am currently sitting right in front of my teacher playing google pacman and creating this defintion because i was bored and i searched up google pacman on urban dictionary and there was nothing there so i was like "HOW HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS DEFINITION!?!?!?!" Now go play google pacman.

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Google Inc.

The brand name of our most used and most beloved/hated search engine which was founded in 1998 by Larry PAGE and Sergery BRIN

Joe: What's the formula for the are of a circle?
Jack: Good question, go Google it
Joe: What's Google?
Jack: Google Inc. Didn't you know?

by FallenUser July 1, 2018

google road

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking

Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again

by P_djay September 1, 2018

Google-slap

Google-slap: verb- the flick of the wrist to show someone the info on your cellphone, proving the statement they're making or just made, is wrong.

"Dude was trying to say some bullshit about London being the capitol of Paris, so a bunch of us whipped out our phones and GOOGLE-SLAPPED him into submission. The party was much more fun without that blowhard's continuous bs."

by Yzur September 8, 2018

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018