german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019
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German V2

When an ejaculation Has enough loft to clear partner during pullout
My cumshot took off like a german v2 and cleared her head
by Mad Mechanic December 06, 2010
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german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook upa German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
by Tyler crock August 01, 2018
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dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.
Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!
by Will Dillan May 27, 2017
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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021
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German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!
by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015
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German Shepard

German Shepard is the name of an Indian born German citizen vlogger, who keeps posting YouTube videos promoting Arvind Kejriwal and Rahul Gandhi. Most of his viewers and subscribers are concentrated in Pakistan and Bangladesh.
Also called 'German Cockroach' or 'Dhruv Rathee'.
German Shepard claims to be an Indian patriot, but has a German passport.
by colonheaver June 14, 2024
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