earthen shorts

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.

Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.

by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021

Earthworm

Latching your lips around a flaccid penis and pulling way back like a momma bird until the penis snaps back like a worm still half in the earth.

I was tired as shit, but Shelia was so horny she was treating me like an earthworm

by misselaneous January 23, 2021

Earth

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.

person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"

by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021

Earthquaking a man to death

when you have no honor in Shellshock Live

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.

by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021

Eairthain

Eairthain is a very nice person, serious most of the times but very kind to others. He usually will fight you or everyone who hurts his family or friends. If you have a Eairthain as a friend he's usually very rare to even speak about himself.

-did you know that Eairthain didn't speak for a year?
-thats Eairthain!

by Pancakes are yum16 March 4, 2021

Earth's little brother

Mars is Earth's little brother planet.

Robots are exploring Earth's little brother.

by Natural Life March 7, 2021

Earth contemplation

When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.

Earth contemplation is good for mental health.

by Natural Life April 9, 2021