Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.

The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021

Philadelphia Eagle

When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.

Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!

by GilesGiantAnus July 21, 2021

Golden Eagle

A term used in the gay community to describe a gay man who has never kissed a woman

Did you hear about Brad? Yeah he’s a real golden eagle, he came out of the closet at 12 years old.

by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021

lonny eagleton

the bassist for black veil brides. He's one to sexiest people alive.

person 1: did you see lonny eagleton last night?
person 2: yeah, he was so good.

by emo1988 November 23, 2021

david eagle

Afraid people won’t respect his property and claims he’s “tired” of bashes.

“I’m just not in the mood for it” -david eagle

by Poop suck March 23, 2022

egged eagle

A cool guy with huge cock and plays with many women and even men, a giga chad

i had sex with chad

OMG SO DID I

(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)

OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE

by eggedeagle April 22, 2022

Blood Eagle

1. Viking torture method in which they would rip a persons rib cage out of their back , then turn their skin into wings.

2. Where two people have period sex in spread eagle position

1. The Vikings had performed the “blood eagle” torture method
1. I’m so mad at this person I could turn them into a blood eagle

2. I’d love to try the “blood eagle”

by Totesnotacow July 30, 2022