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douchebans

Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.
Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!

Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.
by avecsllers April 28, 2011
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douchebag

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!
by WakaWoman January 15, 2012
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Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic May 7, 2016
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Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
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inconvenient douchebag

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else
barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
by tiredtor September 20, 2010
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Douchebog

1) A neighborhood with a high concentration of douchebags. See also: Allston, Williamsburg, and The Mission District of SF.

2) The residence of a douchebag.
Guy 1:Allston is a shithole; you can't walk without tripping over an emaciated PBR chugging trust-funder wearing a ratty hoodie and skinny jeans.

Guy 2: Yeah, it's a Douchebog.

Passing hipster: *drinks PBR, vomits on self*
by feral nerd October 15, 2008
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douchebox

someone even lower than a douchebag, yet higher than a douchebucket
steve's a douchebox
by beanerman557 October 14, 2008
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