Jack Daniel

Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????

He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.

Jack Daniel for the win-win.

by Brotaztics_ February 6, 2020

daniel leahy

ugly. very sarcastic at bad times. will always want homework answers. hit u with his locker. call every guy a simp, even though he is the biggest simp. think they are taller then they are. curses.

eww he stinks is that daniel leahy

by jfnuighsdfiueghubejh April 30, 2020

Daniel brown

A fat black man who has fake birds and likes getting his pubes stuck in their braces

Daniel brown has a chode

by Jai is proper fit May 18, 2020

Alex And Daniel

Two Gay Guys

Yo Alex And Daniel Are Gay!!

by Eatmysoap42069 July 1, 2020

danielle gregg

A nasty little bully with a huge snout. Danielle Gregg is a horrible human being and looks like a blobfish with that massive nose of hers.

See her over there?

She's such a Danielle Gregg

by ALRconcan September 10, 2020

Daniel Gosher

A really weird loner guy who has no friends. He usually sits at the back of the class because no one wants to talk to him. He is ugly and prides himself in his inability to speak to girls. You would assume Daniel Gosher would at least be smart but he is, in fact, extremely stupid. Daniel Gosher is a lonely antisocial idiot.

David: I've been feeling like a Daniel Gosher lately. I lost all my friends, I am failing school, and my gf broke up with me.
Mark: Aw man that sucks I would hate be a Daniel Gosher.

by hottiger515 October 13, 2020

Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 May 28, 2012