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Perry County Sack Race

When you flip your cousin upside down and 69 while you walk down the road to your moonshine still
"D'you hear about Billy Joe and Charlene? They had a Perry County Sack Race all the way down the driveway to the trailer park!"
by BillyBobby1245 November 28, 2017
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Hunterdon County

N. A place in the rural countryside of New Jersey where all the Wall Street bankers live. Mostly McMansions outside of the downtown areas (Flemington, Clinton, Amwell) and when it's not McMansions, it's farms. Usually smells like manuer in mid-spring, and gets some snow in the winter. Unlike other wealthy places with an average household income of over $100,000, people are actually bice to be around if you aren't filthy rich.
Goldman Sachs CEO lives in Hunterdon county. Hunterdon County is so much better than somerville and anything west of that. The rolling hills of Hunterdon County are much better than the crime-filled streets of Newark.
by WinterSkier55 February 25, 2017
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Carlton County

Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
by Catfishbilly218 June 22, 2016
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red lake county

Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"
by WhiteRosesRed May 22, 2016
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county upper school

The breeding ground for twats who have not yet realised their full potential of the #420BlazeIt clan thus must pass the entry exams of faze in order to learn the powers of shrek's infinite marijuana stash. Furthermore it hosts lots of events such as the annual human centipede and the weekly orgy in our central library. Next to this library you will find a lovely car park where everyone is free to dog as long as they cum in under 5 minutes.
Guy1: You got into county upper school?
Guy2: Yeah, Im gonna be the dankest guy around
by CarlosChuck October 13, 2016
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grayson county middle school

A school located in Leitchfield, Kentucky. 90% of the school have county accents and 45% have probably done drugs. Full of brainless students from the ages of 11-15. GCMS is good at about 2 things and is basically nonexistent. According to studies, it is the whitest school you'll ever see.
Person A: I'm from Grayson County Middle School.
Person B: Who?
by wonderlandjoseph January 27, 2018
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County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.
Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.
by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017
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