Vintage Coffee 

Coffee that has been left unsupervised and turned cold.

I forgot about my coffee, and I don't like to drink vintage coffee.

Vintage Coffee by Kaneelkip March 5, 2011

Obama Coffee 

This term is used ironically or seriously to describe coffee that is black and weak flavored.

This coffee from Panera Bread is Obama Coffee!
This Obama Coffee is bland and not robust at all!
Some newb made some Obama Coffee in the lobby!
I can't drink this Obama Coffee it is way too weak!

Obama Coffee by Nistju Dangy June 29, 2015

Tactical Coffee Dump 

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

Tactical Coffee Dump by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

posh coffee 

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista

"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."

posh coffee by Eldanian January 22, 2016

glass coffee table 

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

glass coffee table by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

sugar_in_his_coffee

A way to say a black man is a queer.

A lady asks about a man "hey does he have a girlfriend".

Other person "nah he likes sugar_in_his_coffee"

sugar_in_his_coffee by shay_whitay March 14, 2004

pumped with coffee 

When a man shits inside of a woman's vagina.

Hailea wanted to be pumped with coffee by Tim at Big Woodstock

pumped with coffee by 2nd rate April 6, 2017