closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 30, 2007

closet

Usually a storage for clothes but in some cases stores homosexual men.

One day Lindsay came out of the closet but Tiny pulled him back in for some more man love...

Jeffery: "Come on Tom come out of the closet"
Tom: "How about you come in with me?"
Jeff: "...O.K..."
Joe: "Hey come out of there!"

by soisoi April 26, 2006

Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.

"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me

by Dave September 15, 2004

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

closet ghetto

a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.

by McLovin June 27, 2007

close crop

1) third string wide receiver for the Hackensack Comets.

2) Someone who does a lot of stupid things

3) Nickname for someone who rocks a close crop hairstyle for almost all their life

1) Yo, check out my dude close crop sitting on the bench

2) Hey man, look at that close crop trying to spit to this girl that already go out with someone

3) U know what, since u always get a close crop, ima call u Close Crop

by Medina Pedro February 5, 2008

Closer

In basketball, the player who comes in in late-game situations with a lead to protect. The closer prevents the other team from coming back by sinking clutch shots, drawing fouls, and making big plays on D. See Kobe Bryant

Man I thought for sure the Suns were gonna come back, but then Phil Jackson sent the closer back out and I knew we were done.

by Roy109 June 16, 2010