The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
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Get the power clean mug.Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
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"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.
"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.
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