Clapped

When someone is so unattractive that you can’t even use “ugly” to describe them

Person 1: What do you think of the new guy? I reckon he’s hot
Person: Nah fuck off, he’s fucken clapped

by Badmon K June 13, 2018

jimmy capped

The act of an outside source contacting the tip of one's penis, rather than one's testicles, providing a different kind of 'stinging' pain.

I went to go catwhack Jeff but i missed and instead jimmy capped his ass.

I got jimmy capped by a flying puck while playing street hockey.

by Linkage September 9, 2006

chappelled

Overmanaging an outstanding creative talent in a way that drives them out of work,

Originating from Comedy Central Dave Chappelle drama

-Jimmy was an outstanding scientist; too bad he was chappelled out of school by Professor Horgan.

-Tiger Woods was about to be chappelled by his father til Tiger laid the smack down.

by paleface July 10, 2006

Clappers

The act of clapping your crotch

JP: you bro did u say her give those clappers? there so good but her hands are so dry
JL: ya bro she reminds of that girl who girls to my camp, forget her name though.

by jlhkjpnyk January 26, 2011

Chappaqua

A hamlet in northern Westchester County, New York, replete, unfortunately, with illiterate antisemitic ingrates. A quiet, low-crime, high achievement enclave a short train ride away from any excitement, bustle, or, if you prefer, depravity.

I failed my preschool SAT's and can't get into private school, with its $30,000 per year per child tuition, and my low I.Q. put Stuyvesant out of reach, so my family had to move to Chappaqua.

by Chappaquack July 20, 2009

Chappelle's Show

Well... This is pretty self-explanitory, dumbasses. It's a show with a dude named Chappelle (Dave Chappelle). If you couldn't find that out on your own, then you're incredibly stupid... Seriously? The NAME EXPLAINS ITSELF... But I digress. Anyhow, this show is actually funny (a funny tv show... hasn't happened since Invader Zim)... Yeah. Good stuff. Watch it- I COMMAND YOU!

u-u do you really need an example? Just watch the god damn show!

by Jabbers August 10, 2004

Capper

A derrogatory name for Cuban Yorisha gang members.

As in:
Scrap to Surenos
Chap or Buster to Nortenos
Pracinas to Hatian filiteros
Capper to Cuban Yorisha

by guantanamera05 November 12, 2011