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Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.
by :j.ustin December 27, 2005
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Chocolata

"Mama! Tsameh h chocolata!!"
by Mike Kavli July 22, 2003
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chocolate milkwagons

That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons
by Original Rotten May 24, 2006
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Chocolate Clothespin

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 27, 2007
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chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.
by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
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Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.
I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!
by NiggaLars January 3, 2009
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chocolate dragon sundae

The act of fucking a girl in the mouth and thus midway through the fucking you pop out a shit in her mouth and jizz on top of that while jizzing on it while you punch her in the face. The moaning is a desirable effect that Hutch truely enjoys
by Brandon Hutchinson February 8, 2009
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