Canada

A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch threaten to have me deported because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?

Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT

American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before.

Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD!!!!!

American:Well have you actually been there before.

Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID!!!!

American:*sigh*

by PoweeMAN December 4, 2011

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Sometimes it gets cold in America, so that's why we have Canada.

by Gho$tface Kill@h August 28, 2008

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Canada's History

An alien crash lands in Canada, attempts to build a ship to go home using a dead babies skull, a flute, the original fast food cup, Hitlers custom made hot tub dial, and the hut created by Bigfoot, found soon after his "accidental" death when he avoided taxes for so long, and in the process of building it, creates a time machine. He travels to egypt in the year of 11,000 BC. The Egyptians see his big head and ears, and strange structure, and create myths around him!! He brings them to Canada and they create a series of undergrown tunnels used to breed chickens and snakes which grow to the size of whales, and when the time is right, he will unleash them upon the land to take over and become the God of Canada! However, in the year of 2010 he tries to unleash them to find they have died to a lack of being fed, and only one is still alive, and is now known as Mccain! If he ever gets enough power, he will show his true form and tell the true history of Canada

Don't elect Mccain for president, or we will learn Canada's History and nobody cares about Canada!

by Big Headed Air Force Man February 5, 2010

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Canada Day

Canadians eat donuts and moose meat and get extremely drunk(drinking beer most likely brewed in wisconsin or boston or some other states ironically) as they mouth off at how they hate america yet cannot think of a reason. They also celebrate the most insignificant country in the world next to north korea which only they care about. They typically get so drunk they cannot remember participating in it though.

Canadian 1: Are you going to the Canada Day celebration, eh?
Canadian 2: No, I am going to watch hockey reruns, eh.
Canadian 1: Oh, that sounds fun too, eh.
Canadian 2: I dont like to go oat and aboat there with all the drunk people anyways, know what im talkin aboot, eh?

by Daver91 November 24, 2011

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