bastea

Bastard in typo language

i tried to type bastard but i am useless and so a new word was created

by JJL November 25, 2004

Bastagious

A bastardly outragious action or comment.

That guy was bastagious enough take my cookies!

by Macky T November 26, 2006

bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

Bastard Slap

When a woman bitch slaps a man.

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010

Bastand

Influenced from the underworld, the edgy side of town; the contemporary, urban way of saying 'ya bastard'.

"You're a fucking bastand".
"Al dem bludy bastand gals tek tha pissss ye. kkthxbbz nvmye."
"Don't touch ma cone! Bastand, I own you!"

by Kayelz December 31, 2011

Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009