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South Buffalo Shuffle

When someone leaves an event (Ex: Party, Banquet, family function) without saying goodbye so you don’t have to talk to someone for another half hour as you are leaving.
Brian hit us with with the south Buffalo shuffle, son of a bitch didn’t say a word. Just disappeared.
by Turtleman14075 July 3, 2022
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Romanian Buffalo

A Romanian Buffalo is when your S/o is dry, not showing their face, or just overall has a bad attitude or is being rude.
A Romanian buffalo is snapping back and forth just showing the wall, or short rude answers.
by Mr.RudeDude December 2, 2022
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Schloppy buffalo

When you put bison chip dip between the buttcheeks and then " titty fuck" the buttcheeks.
Matt gave Michele one schloppy buffalo!
by Dahemarshmellow September 3, 2022
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Cape Buffalo

Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!
Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 8, 2022
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White Buffalo

A White Buffalo is when you exhale an exuberantly white, very thick plume of smoke that resembles a very awesome dense cloud.
Dude1: (blows out a super thick plume of smoke after hitting the hotrail tube/pipe)

Dude2: Whoa bro!! White Buffalooooo!

Dude1: Wwwhiiitteee Buffaalloooo (while exhaling all that smoke)

Dude3: You are a master at blowing out those White Buffalos!!!
by Hanswylsul March 12, 2023
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unmitigated buffoonery

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Water Buffalo

A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.
Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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