Cunt book

Dog house

A more drink fuelled emotive expression relating to one not being flavour of the month.

"I forgot the bird's birthday again, I'm in the cunt book and no mistaking".

by Fin November 14, 2004

phone book

Slang for a telephone directory.

"pass us the phone book"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.

"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

Open Book

Used in the phrase My Life Is An Open Book, in the 1990's I saw it online many times in personal profiles when a person was saying they are a student

Occupation: My like is an open book

by cuyahoga September 22, 2019

The sexual book of sexualness

Every sexual thing you need to know about your first, second, third or even maybe fourth date.

"Hey man, i dont know what to do with my girl on our third date."

"Hey, look it up in The sexual book of sexualness, it has everything for your first, second, third or maybe even fouth date."

"Thanks man" *knuckle touch*

by NATnSAH July 1, 2010

The Jungle Book

One of the worst Disney movies ever made. Disney is believed to have almost gone under after making this monstrosity. Aladdin, however, saved the company because it was so unbelievably awesome.

Only Jesse Lucas could love The Jungle Book because she was the weirdest in all the land.

by ArcherGuy November 17, 2009

TEXT-BOOK

ADJ. WHEN AN EVIL ACT IS PERFORMED WITHOUT ERRORS.

THE WAY VERN TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND, "PERLA" ABOUT MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH KIM, WAS TEXT-BOOK HATING.

by hlpjris2cool May 18, 2009