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Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.
Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner
by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015
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lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.
Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser
by Schwing33 May 31, 2015
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homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him
Jack popped a homo boner when he met John
by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015
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learning boner

A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.
While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.
by stinky3 October 15, 2015
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Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
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Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.
"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016
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Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.
Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.
by kennith_bone October 16, 2016
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