Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 6, 2020

Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016