Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.

1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.

by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

by kennith_bone October 16, 2016

Memory boner

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria

Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks

by The fuz August 23, 2012

stoke boner

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.

"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"

by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 6, 2020