rivers cuomo

1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general

person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers

person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!

by foxy_6471 March 10, 2024

river lupin

dumb mf 😭😭😭😭😭

river : hey im river lupin
chaddy b : boy u dumb 😭

by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021

Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth

Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 13, 2013

River

A donkey or an ass

That is such a river

by Blewyp February 9, 2023

river core

(derogatory) average dumbass ching chong ming long nicca using dawg

“hes so river core”
river: what does river core mean?

by sn1pe4 February 11, 2023

river

ABSALOUT DUMBASS HE HAS THE SMALLEST PP EVER HE SUCKS

river took my weed last night.

by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022