bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.

That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.

by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016

ben bassett

a person who likes to stalk people and enjoys getting hit by buses (especially the buzz bus) wants ellie and girls in year 9, a person who no-one likes :D

you are a ben bassett

by my juicy milk suckers October 18, 2011

Bassline Skanker

A Person Who Listens To "Bassline" Music ( SpeedGarage) I.E Niche, T2, DJ Q.

"Yo Tom, Your A Bassline Skanker But We Love You"

by Sam March 6, 2008

bassett's lugholes

A slang term for large, dangling labia (pussy lips) on a woman, so big that they resemble a bassett hounds' ears.

"Oh my god, you should have seen the size of her c*nt lips, they were like bassett's lugholes."

by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008

Czechslovakian Bassoon

Also known as the 2-Dick-1-Girl Lift. The act of two men lifting a woman into the air by inserting one cock into a vagina and one cock into the asshole. The two men then lift viciously in hope of performing a Czechslovakian Bassoon.

Dude: Hey man, lets go do the Czechslovakian Bassoon. Dude 2: Great! I just stretched my cock.

by SexyRocksez December 2, 2009

session your bassoon

to have a prostate operation

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.

by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006

bassed

Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"

Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:

Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"

Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"

Gen-X Adult:

"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."

Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"

Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.

by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020