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Charismatic Asshole

Someone who is by all means an asshole or douchebag but in a way helps inspires people and help push them.
Trump is a charismatic asshole because he is a huge ass but still he help lead millions of people to vote for him.
by English writer 1776 August 4, 2017
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Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.
"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3
by The Cancerous Goose May 5, 2015
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Satan's Asshole

Guy 1: Damn, you're lagging hard
Guy 2: Its because I have Satan's Asshole for wifi
by JoeSephStalin April 28, 2020
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Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk April 23, 2014
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asshole baby

When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"
We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!
by BozoRozo February 29, 2016
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assholeyshitnigger

the worst dis in the world. If you get called this YOU SUCK.
you are an assholeySHITnigger
by Dan Bolsom February 29, 2008
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pulsating asshole

A person who waivers from their beliefs under certain situations, such as when they are intoxicated.
Veronica is a pulsating asshole. She says she is a lesbian however when she gets drunk she hits on every guy at the party.
by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009
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