Alaskin snow crab

The use of using feces that has been defecated in a straight line and frozen as a dildo

last night jannie used my alaskin snow crab that i made after we had the big dinner at Chilis

by maroonblood March 15, 2009

alas

The shortened term for the commercial and retail district (mall) of Ala Moana in Honolulu, Hawaii.

"Hey, do you want to go alas today?"

by inexoracacious February 17, 2010

alaskan steamer

A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.

When giving an Alaskan Steamer, make sure you have about 20 gallons of Listerine to wash her mouth with. Now you can give her another one.

by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006

alaskan lemonade

buy a stick of pixie stick sugar
eat the sugar
pee in the empty box and put it in the freezer
next night, take the pee out, and when the girl is blowing you
POKE HER IN THE EYE BALL WITH YOUR FROZEN PEE

i was pissed at suzan, so i gave her an alaskan lemonade last night

by fonzifonz May 2, 2008

alassa

Someone who G.O.O.D
which stands for:
G = Great
O = Outstanding
O = Awesome
D = DAAAYYYYUMM we're goin places

alassa is sittin next to me, she's awesomeXcore

by tavetave January 3, 2008

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009

Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.

Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.

by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015