is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.
People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013
Get the Apple Syndromemug. by Golden Delicious The Second January 9, 2009
Get the apple-backermug. by joeybiggz April 3, 2016
Get the apple freakmug. An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.
My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.
by Jedthurman March 2, 2022
Get the small applemug. A term that people who have never been to New York use to refer to New York that New Yorkers themselves never use.
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
Get the The Big Applemug. Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!
Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.
Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.
by schifa mayor August 22, 2019
Get the paid applemug. Where one of the female gender straddles a man’s neck enjoying the vibrations of his Adams apple while he happily hums sings or whale calls
by Bumblebeesadventures March 27, 2023
Get the Apple Turnovermug.