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Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.
Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!
by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014
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two-room rule

A common occurrence in video games, where, due to RAM limitations, only the room that the player is currently in, and the previously-visited room, are stored in memory. A player can use the two-room rule to his advantage, causing a room to reset, and all enemies and items to respawn, by simply visiting two other rooms.
Player starts in room A.
Player goes to room B.
Player goes to room C.
Player goes back to room A. All enemies and items in room A have reappeared, due to the two-room rule.
by nuclearlemons July 9, 2011
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Two Knuckle Puppet

The act performed when a male or female inconspicuously inserts their hand into clothing of a female while in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into her vagina and is manipulated in way that will cause stimulation. The puppet master continues the finger movement as the puppet continues to interact with others in the public setting. The period of time the act is performed is often referred to as a "two knuckle puppet show".
The look of embarrassment came across Jill's face as the dog pulled down the jacket she had draped across her lap, exposing Jack's hand pushed deeply into Jill's Pants, causing their two knuckle puppet show to come to an end.
by Snatch(Beer30) May 3, 2011
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Two bucks

Derogatory term used not to define but to offend. Yelled at women dressed overly provocatively when they really shouldn't be - ie: when they're older than 25, younger than 16, heavier than 60 kilo's, when their arse is wider than the taxi they just got out of or when the temperature is below 10 degrees celcius.
'Hey dude check out those cheap lookin sluts waitin to get into that club!' 'Slow the car down a bit man and give it a rev.. *yells out of window* TWO BUCKS!' 'You'd want change out of that too man!'
by R Yenarg August 30, 2005
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two franks in a bun

1. A sexual act in which two fully or partially nude men face each other with their penises lined up lengthwise, at which point one of the men puts his hand below or to the side of both penises and begins stroking. The name is derived from the resemblance of two penises in one hand to two hot dogs in one bun, although if you're doing it right it will look more like an open-faced sandwich.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.
"Why give each other consecutive handies, when we could save time by enjoying two franks in a bun?"
by hotdoglover December 31, 2007
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Two-Dub

A moniker for any person with both a first and last name that begins with the letter "W".
Wilson "Two-Dub" Wong

Walter "Two Dub" White
by Big Vicious December 7, 2011
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two fingerpeace

by Fangsta April 29, 2003
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