Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021

Patrick

wants to be a priest......

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream

by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019

Patrick🤍

Wears his heart on his sleeve, he is the kindest, smartest and most empathetic person. He continuously makes me feel like the prettiest girl to walk the earth and will always put my comfort above all. You have never made me feel unsure or unwanted and you continue to make me feel cared for in every way. Patrick is something that no one else has been…….

“Patrick🤍” is an amazing person

by Mka0627 April 25, 2024

saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

"Yooo let's get Patrick Shwavy'd lol it's lit"

by smoothmooves December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Verry bad person December 16, 2019

patrick

the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.

damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.

by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022