poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.

"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"

by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

poop vice

When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.

Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.

by LikaMiDik January 14, 2015

poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...

Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!

by poonanni October 1, 2021

Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.

Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!

by smither614 April 28, 2009

Poop Party

Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican food the night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.

Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.

by Paddy P Rizzle July 9, 2016

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

poop liking

when you like social media posts from the shitter

Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG

by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016