Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it
by Mexicanguy75 January 31, 2020
Get the 3 free passesmug. 1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.
Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
by mbrewer32 July 4, 2016
Get the Captain's Passmug. by GuacamoleNiggaPenic February 25, 2019
Get the š-word passmug. by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022
Get the N-Word Passmug. A physical card or admission from a black or brown skinned person given to a whiter skinned person to say the N word once only. The pass does not expire and you must have proof of it’s existence to use it. However, it is not recommended to use it in public, as there will be many people to agree on the use of the N word pass.
Person 1) IMMONA SAY THE N WORD
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
Get the N Word Passmug. When it's just you against the goalie on FIFA, and instead of taking it past him and/or shooting like a real man would, you pass along the box to a team mate, so you have an empty net to aim into.
This is considered the lowest of the low, with only yella bellied cowards attempting this.
Acts like this are usually followed by acts of rage from the person who was scored upon, while the person who scored it will usually try to cover it up with excuses like: "It was a triple ground cross" *cough*leo deery*cough*
This is considered the lowest of the low, with only yella bellied cowards attempting this.
Acts like this are usually followed by acts of rage from the person who was scored upon, while the person who scored it will usually try to cover it up with excuses like: "It was a triple ground cross" *cough*leo deery*cough*
A great, evenly matched game is taking place. The score is 0-0, with 1 minute to go. Player one gets through on goal, the keeper rushes forward, and the guy passes to a team mate, kills the whole game, and scores a gay tap in Fanny Pass
by BIONICxSHADOW July 7, 2011
Get the Fanny Passmug. by A Average December 16, 2022
Get the Homework Passmug.