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Munchin' like a muff

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.
by ScarDog June 4, 2020
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muff cabbage

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing
by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010
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BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"
by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023
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MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.
Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.
by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019
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Muff cabbage

You're muff cabbage!
by Asian todd October 21, 2010
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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
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muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas
'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
by VandalTabby June 8, 2018
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