Hot Scale

A scale from 1-10 used to rank the hotness of girls.

Mike: How hot do you think that girl is on a hot scale?
George: Probably a 6.

by chikmanget August 9, 2012

Hot neck

Farting onto the back of the person's head who is sitting in front of you, while seated in stacked, row-style seats typically found in arena or stadium venues.

Derrick, while enjoying a fine hockey game in the nosebleed section, farted . Unfortunately, Derrick did not backboard the fart thus seeping it out via the front onto Dylan's head, who was seated head to crotch level in front of him. The fart's heat gave Dylan a hot neck.

by The neato torpedo May 3, 2018

THE Hot Seat

When two people have to poop at the same time. They perform the Hot Seat.

Subject one sits on the toilet with legs spread to make a hole, while subject two faces subject one and sits on his lap and poops between subject ones legs.

Harold and I had to take a shit, so we went ahead and did the hot seat.

by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016

Middlebrook Hot

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot

Sanford Kid 1: Dude have you eaten at Middlebrook yet?
Sanford Kid 2: Ya, kinda disappointing, all the food was Middlebrook Hot

by Cori Roberts September 23, 2018

Hot Tomatoe

Early 40's term for girls who are easy. Sluts, whores, and tramps.

"I had that last week."

"That girls is a hot tomatoe."

by Tha Shizzit April 17, 2007

Hot fido

Much like the admirable crowd-favorite Hot Karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. Feed your dog whatever it is you've noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. Whichever suits you.

Well last night Dexter and I got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice Hot Fido on my chest

by ZaSniper January 24, 2010

hot sake

"Hot sah-kay" Noun. Semen fresh from the source.

Asuh bruh! "I gave her the ol' hot sake last night!"

by sakesan January 8, 2017