When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
Get the Job Failmug. Failing to see the last episode of a tv-series season, and instead start to watch the next season. Might occur when failing to count the number of discs in a DVD-box, or failing to download a complete season.
A: Damn, I failed the finale of 'How I Met Your Mother' season 3 last night.
B: That must really suck for you, since it's no use watching the finale now that you know that Ted (... insert spoiler) in the end of it.
A: Well, I realized that I had finale failed and managed to turn it off before that was revealed in the prologue of the first episode of season 4, but thanks.
B: That must really suck for you, since it's no use watching the finale now that you know that Ted (... insert spoiler) in the end of it.
A: Well, I realized that I had finale failed and managed to turn it off before that was revealed in the prologue of the first episode of season 4, but thanks.
by TomasJ April 13, 2010
Get the finale failmug. A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.
Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!
by GC12B October 3, 2010
Get the Fail Shotmug. the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"
by MissInevitable February 24, 2012
Get the Ass Failmug. A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009
Get the Universal Failmug. A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
by epicfortniteamogusgamer3400 May 3, 2022
Get the Failed Abortionmug.