A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023
Get the Pee Pee un Kaki in Pee Pee Kaki landmug. Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
Get the one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away landmug. A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles
An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving
Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.
"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"
by Redemptsion June 2, 2020
Get the Land Yachtmug. by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021
Get the No man’s landmug. A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast
by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022
Get the Horrible landingmug. by AMThunder June 3, 2020
Get the Lunar landingmug.