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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long
Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!
by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019
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Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap
Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap
by Flogrownswildside April 2, 2024
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Flap

The opposite of “slap.” When a situation is a disaster or ridiculous.
“They want us to stop the presses because they want to make a ridiculous change. This flaps.”
by BeckieBling October 8, 2023
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Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls
I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap
by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024
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wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.
Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!
by QuacksO November 17, 2011
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Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.
Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.
by Peto G June 11, 2011
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