Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

MATH

MATH stands for:

Metal
Abuse
To
Humans

Finn: hey we have MATH
Carl: Great

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

maths

a torture method used on children 5 days a week. Sometimes on weekends as well.

I hate maths!
I don't understand maths.

by HelloKittyLover66 October 26, 2022

Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Man, Math was such a bore.../.......

by The_Mustang April 20, 2018

Math

Math is a subject is a waste of your time and makes no sense

Teacher: do questions 1-11
Student-thats a lot and I dont even get this

Hey, math sucks

by Brown person November 21, 2019

maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle

Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.

by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006