a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tampon mug.A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
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Get the U-Tampon mug.A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
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