E-tard 

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

E-tard by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003

bri-tard 

If someone named with BRI in their name {usually at the beginning} does something increduliously retarded.

(Subject) Bri is microwaving popcorn. She then calls out " I burn't it!!! Her brother goes to see and says " Of course u did u bri-tard u put it upside down!!!!!!!! ( I know what a complete bri-tard!) {BTW This was a really happened¡}

bri-tard by ODST Of Destruction January 24, 2009

Mus-Tard 

A Muslim that is Autistic, and thinks hes so tough. Also, he is very into DBZ and thinks Muhammad Ali is god(because he's the only famous muslim)

Yo Aqeel is such a Mus-Tard, he thinks he's Goku

Mus-Tard by AFISH February 20, 2009

fuk tard 

wen sum1 is a fukkin piece of shit

OMG! Thats so gross, u fuk tard!!!

fuk tard by attitudegurl721 January 31, 2005

fuck tard 

the act of fucking a poptart

eli man did you just fuck tard again

gordy yesssss

fabian gordy youre a loser

fuck tard by dhalsim June 6, 2009

Miniature Fuck Tard 

Miniature- small
Fuck- (as in: You Fuck! You Idiot!)
Tard- originating from REtard but being added on the end of fuck...meaning retard.

an annoyance

guy: That bitched failed me,
other guy: what a miniature fuck tard

Miniature Fuck Tard by Savanna December 5, 2003

tech tard

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market

Him: I just got the latest iphone!

Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.

Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!

Him: You're such a tech tard.

tech tard by applz mccraken August 14, 2008