Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.

Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.

by hacktavist August 11, 2010

Baby Takes

The more I die, the more you live
Baby takes so much to give
The more you heal, the more I ache
Baby gives so much to take
The more you touch, the less I feel
Baby has so much to steal
The more you feel, the less I am
Well, baby stole so much to have

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Give until it hurts

Down inside and dry as a bone
Baby's upstairs all alone
Outside and wet like a fish
Baby took too much to give
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live
Baby never asked to live

No

Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts
Live until it hurts

Baby Takes

by Death Menace August 13, 2022

take a knee

The act of kneeling down on one knee while pointing a finger towards the sky and pounding an alcoholic beverage of choice. The taking of knees can be passed out between comrades drinking, however once you command the taking of a knee the person taking the knee is free to return the favor. "Knees" are taken for many reasons including to get drunk, to celebrate, or as competition.

Mike to Ryan (who has a freshly opened beer)- "Ryan take a knee"

Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.

by rock90 January 13, 2008

Take It Out

Following casual buttsex, it is important to remember to remove the cock from your anus, hereby "Taking It Out."

"Wow, that buttsex was great, i mean, that load was huge...." Take It Out

by Brought to you by the Residents of Ghettoria September 12, 2003

taking a bath

sitting in a bath tub full of bubbles listening to sad music and crying for no reason

“I’m taking a bath”
“You good man? what’s wrong?”

by chicalatte October 18, 2019

take it to the fridge

From Justin Timberlake's song sext back, this term means he is hungry for backs, and/or hamburgers.

I wanna take it to the fridge for lunch ;-)...

by LaurenKA September 3, 2006

take a gander

to guess something in a casual fashion

Hey, I'll just take a gander at what will happen five years from now!

by buccalucky11 December 28, 2010