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Painting Helmets

Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!
by Mr magoo December 4, 2020
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corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
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Back Painting

Where you shit up your back
by fartgod39 May 4, 2025
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Trading Paint

The act of 2 gay guys that push there poop from ones asshole to the others and back and forth to one another
Richard and I we're having just a wonderful time last night. We then decided to start trading paint.
by Suck A MothaFuckin Dick March 29, 2016
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The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013
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Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)
That Aaron is painted.
by Swede12345 June 26, 2021
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Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.
Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.
by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022
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