Bottlecap Eye Syndrome

When the clock strikes around 2:00am and your eyes suddenly start to feel like they are two bottlecaps stuck to your face.

Alex: "Oh its already 2:00am"
Zak: "Yeah, I've got some rotten Bottlecap Eye Syndrome."

by AlphaMayell April 19, 2010

Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome

When a game is horribly balanced and the developers know it, but instead of creating proper workarounds for the hyper-dominant strategies the developers will create a single character or tool designed specifically to deal with these strategies. The result of this is every game being intensely one-sided as new strategies will be made specifically to tackle these new perks and characters, but nobody knows which side will win until the round starts.

Can be abbreviated as ‘DBD Syndrome’.

Some examples of games with Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome include (but are not limited to) Overwatch and Rainbow Six: Siege.

“God, these matches are so horribly balanced! Every match is a big game of Cat-And-Mouse as we try to counter each other’s counters!”

“Yeah, that game has really bad Dead-By-Daylight Syndrome.”

by WrongTime March 17, 2021

Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family

A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".

by Luis Bleuze February 25, 2005

eeyore syndrome

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.

Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.

by nasty neal October 24, 2009

Jack Tripper Syndrome

A situation in which two or more parties believe to have a mutual understanding of the subject matter, but unknowingly are addressing two independent thoughts or conclusions.

Direct from Three's Company:

Mr. Furley is suffering from Jack Tripper Syndrome and is standing outside the bathroom and eavesdropping while Jack and Chrissy are installing a shower curtain.

Jack Tripper: Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on.
Chrissy: Get next to me, I'll show you what to do.
Jack Tripper: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys.
Jack Tripper: Come on, Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action, okay?
Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine. I don't think it'll reach!
Jack Tripper: Of course not, you've got to unfold it first!

by Andrew Rakaczki November 8, 2007

bitter bitch syndrome

When a bitch is bitter about her (his) life and the things that have happened to him (her) and decides to take it out on the world. She (he) will most likely do this pathologically with little hope for a cure.

A guy (girl) gets dumped because of their own inadequacies and decides it's everybody's fault but their own, this is bitter bitch syndrome.

by matt heuton August 23, 2007

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005