Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.

Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!

by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020

Surprisarrhea

Diarrhea that occurs suddenly and unexpectedly during urination. This is merely unpleasant for those who chose to sit while urinating, but devastating to those who are standing or otherwise unprepared to handle surprise diarrhea: e.g., those without the means to cleanse their suddenly muddy buttholes.

I thought I just had to pee, but as soon as I started, I had surprisarrhea.

"Where's Frank?" "He had surprisarrhea at one of the urinals and had to go home to change pants."

by Kavvli October 31, 2020

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.

I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.

by ishields March 30, 2021

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022