steambag

To defecate into a small plastic baggie, tie the bag shut with rope or string, and twirl it in circles hitting your friend in the face several times. Usually done in a jovial or festive manner.

After Jill announced she was pregnant, all her friends playfully steambagged her until everyone was exhausted and covered with corn niblets.

by Mr. Snap November 1, 2009

two minute steam stink

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.

My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.

by Matryx February 13, 2003

Crab Shack Steam Pot

The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.

Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.

by kenshero August 26, 2012

Steamrolling

When a person takes a shit on ones chest and rolls it around til it is flat like asphalt.

Bro to bro, "Last night your sister and I enjoyed a good steamrolling."

by antmen3d May 24, 2012

stanley steamer

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

by bigg k- dogg December 3, 2003

Steam Bomb

When one drops a stinky fart into a cup or jar and covers it with his/her hand the presses into upon anothers face like an oxygen mask.

Yo dude i just steam bombed your dad and he beat my ass.

by Mike Rolandelli October 15, 2005

steam on

Variation: steam on someone's nuts

v. to lust after someone.

(especially with the image of breathing heavily in someone's vacinity)

I want some one to steam on me.

Anna is so steaming on Hayley.

Anna totally steams on Hayleys nuts.

by Hayley and Anna February 17, 2007