Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit

Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

sloppy meatball

When a guy dips one testicle into a woman's vagina after cumming inside of her.

Yo, bro. I gave that bitch a sloppy meatball last night.

by xShotOfClarityx July 8, 2016

Sloppy Cake

Slang term for vagina

Lashandra: Yeah I use men. They'd use me. While they're lying under me, they've probably been lying under somebody else's sloppy cake,

by leighstern October 16, 2008

sloppy bronson

A shit shooting gun used commonly in New York as a hate crime and in Arkansas as a mating call

Also a sexual act with poo poo

Look at this camel herder Paulie hit him with the sloppy Bronson.

Hey bo I really like Tammy Lynn I think I'm gonna give her the sloppy Bronson right in her face suieeee.

Hey man I was with carol last night and put it in her butt. I got poppies in my peephole so when I came on her face she got the sloppy Bronson

by Nugly Doolittle October 17, 2013

Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.

Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!

by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020

sloppy moes

When you tie yourself to a towelhead and scrape the cum off the end of his penis

I just had sloppy moes

by Schoolshooter308 November 29, 2017

Sloppy Steve

When you rub your hemorrhoid infested greasy asshole all over your friend's face in public, usually for political purposes.

He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.

by Steve Bannon's Bile April 24, 2018