Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018

med school hot

Being attracted to someone that you normally would not even glance at because they are in your med school class with you. The main cause of this attraction is being cooped up with the same people day after day. This makes you look at people in a different way. Kind of like being in prison, where you might be straight, but you might have sex with some feminine guy because that is your only option in the pen. Med school is strikingly similar.

Med student #1: Man, Jenny is pretty hot.

Med student #2: Wow, she is not hot at all, if you saw her out in the real world you wouldn't even give her a second look. She is just med school hot.

by ConsensualLightReflex December 30, 2009

school

A place that was once a center of learning. Now it is nothing more than a place to stick your children so you don't have to put up with them. When kids come home cursing, don't be a retard and say "Hey, Timmy, where did you learn that?" "FUCK OFF, YOU CUNTFUCK" Timmy will reply.

Hey let's see a movie.
I can't I have to go to hell, I mean school.

by Not the 'model' student April 19, 2004

magic school bus

A really cool show for really cool kids.

Person #1: dude, did you see Ms. Frizzle on the magic school bus yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah, I would like to tap that frizzle ass
Person #1: wait, why can't we?
Person #2: To the school bus!!

by kwhiz December 27, 2007

high school drama

High school Drama is the drama between people at highschool, which people seem to create around themselves just to have a bit of action in their lives. Highschool drama is a phrase used to ridicule this. An example is below:

Person One : Oh my god! Shelly got with Brad, even though Brad is seeing Margaret, who by the way was with Jamie when Jamie and Andy were meant to be going to the big game, I cant belive Andy had to go alone, especially after Jamie slagged him off for sleeping with Jess's mother.

Person Two : Who cares about your STUPID HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA?!

by Beefy P October 11, 2006

high school

The perfect setting for the 15 buhgillion high school drama. and the only place where a 30 year old actor can play an 18 year old.

Girl: Did you catch "High School Drama" last night.

Guy : no

Girl: well, lindsey was caught sleeping with Jeff, Tiffany's boyfriend and they had this HUGE argument. OMG there is so much drama, the show is the best show ever.

Guy : Why do you need to see what happens everyday renacted on the television?

Girl: Because Jeff is really hot.

Guy : Gesh

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

middle school

A place where all your hopes of life are crushed, burned and buried. Where kids pressure you to do drugs and lose your virginity. Where kids trip you in the hall and make fun of your puberity covered face. living hell fuckkkin teachers lie and get you in trouble fer no reason. cause most of them are on crack themselves.. hardd;;; thts just how it is.

kid1: damnnn!
kid2: what?
kid1: i see ponies,,, O_o
kid2: are you fucking high?
kid1: ahhhhheee ponny.
kid2: where the hell did you get drugs man?
kid1: mr. bachmann.
kid2: from wherrre?
kid1: middle school....
kid2: wtf.

by [[lover in hell. January 20, 2009