small salt

Someone who gets mad salty over small situations.

Amanda is pretty salty that i took a bite outta her ice cream. What a small salt.

by small salt May 9, 2018

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022