web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.

i made this up but it sounds smart?

by darthjesus June 29, 2004

bongs and speeds

Weed and amphetamines

Bongs and speeds A phrase used to use drugs

"Whats are yall doin"
Bong rips and speeds

by Shxrty0113 March 20, 2021

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.

Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime

by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

In hyperloop speed

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

by Hyperloop April 7, 2017

anti speed

opposite of speed, a depressant

me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?

by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021