i show speed 

Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass

Guy 1: have you watched I show speed?

Guy: 2 shake that ass

i show speed by 👀ඞ January 26, 2022

Chase the Speed Demon 

My boy Chase is as fast as a cheetah on the track and in the bedroom. He's a personal magnet attracting the men and the women. He's so fast your butthole will be demolished in a second.

Chase the Speed Demon is so fast he dusts you before you can even say gay

Chase the Speed Demon by Big Daddy Smatty April 13, 2022

What That Speed Bout 

What is your sexual experience?
Like What are you good for in the bedroom?
What can you do during sex?

Im tryna see what her speed bout.
Ayye shawty what that speed bout?

What That Speed Bout by FACE60 December 22, 2022

c (light-speed) 

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour

The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.

c (light-speed) by QwertyPixel February 9, 2023

Off the speed 

Horse racing

When a race horse sits a waits off the speed before the quarter pole.

“ and here comes so you think from way off the speed!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”

Off the speed by Off the speed March 26, 2023

The Need for Speed 

The Need for Speed is a famous line, said by Tom Cruise in the original Top Gun (1986) The line is usually said by people who enjoy anything related with doing something at high velocities such as skydiving.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

-Tom Cruise as Cpt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell (Top Gun 1986)

-Anthony Edwards as Nick 'Goose' Bradshaw (Top Gun 1986)

The Need for Speed by PantserKampfWagen May 30, 2023

Not of speed 

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

Not of speed by TrippT June 27, 2023