Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe
by Salty Steve February 10, 2015
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High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.
Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."
by WarriorOracle December 04, 2009
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c (light-speed)

c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour
The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.
by QwertyPixel February 10, 2023
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Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie July 13, 2013
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Speed trap

A person always in a rush to do nothing
Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga
by Cartair July 18, 2020
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hitler speed

A synonym for pervitin (crystal meth/methamphetamine). Used at afterhours.
You got some speed?

Only hitler speed.

Fuck no!
by Randy Maschine September 06, 2018
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Speed shades

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.
Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.
by kurtisblow50 November 19, 2021
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